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Craig Milligan d:^)

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Posted on Nov 13, 2016, 9:24 pm by Craig Milligan d:^)
Liberals Are Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder

 Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS: People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence. According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms: - Telling others they are moving to Canada - Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of - Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something” - Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative - Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona

CAUSES AND MECHANISMS: Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and

unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim. Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors: - Membership in the Democratic party - Identifying as a Feminist - Currently enrolled in college, and/or - Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree - Cuckoldry - Living in a densely populated metropolitan area - Massive student debt - Spotty or non-existent work history - Hipsterism DIAGNOSIS: Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time. TREATMENT: The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump. Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement. If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again! This article (Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?) is free and open source. You have permission to republish this article under a Creative Commons license with full attribution and a link to the original source on Disclose.tv RELATED ARTICLES Officials Declare ‘Eating Healthy’ Is A Mental Disorder Home amid Chinese highway a symbol of resistance READ MORE: www.disclose.tv/news/are_you_suffering_from_trump_acceptance_resistance_disorder_tard/136500


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Posted on Jun 12, 2017, 9:02 pm by colin norris
well plagiarised Craig. Bit when all the intellectual mountains who troll these pages during their very frequent hours of guilt and embarrassment, they realise that all you have been rattling on about for years has vindicated me. You have voted in a fuckwit and not one of you lot have the guts to defend your actions.
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Posted on Apr 11, 2018, 11:27 pm by colin norris
Hows it all gling now mate. How does his philandering and fucking porn stars sit with your christian beliefs? How about all the other women which he has touched up in the elevators etc. How does your wife feel about that. You wont own him will ya? You havent even got the guts to defend him now. I can remember you prancing around like a dog with two dicks singing the praises of don the con. Lets make america great again. What a load of shit. He couldnt make up time in a jet. You were all sucked in.
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